Monday, April 6, 2009


this journal thing is just no fun for me anymore. ¡adios, bitches!


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009


zac: you remind me a lot of vanessa... except you're not absolutely disgusting.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Old Papers Wordled!



*thanks b and steve for finding this :)

Monday, February 9, 2009

grammy wonderamazingness

awesome grammy perfomances: radiohead, jonas bros + stevie wonder, carrie underwood, m.i.a.

i'll try to post them but i'm sure they'll be pulled off quicker than my uncle eddie when he was on showtime at the apollo!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

street dasher

Photobucketellen and i were at milio's on lake and lyndale yesterday picking up our subs and as i'm walking out the door this little-azz 2-year-old girl darts right out the door and into the street and the mother yells, "excuse me!" from inside milio's and drops all of her shit and pushes ellen out of the way and then she ran into the street and grabbed her little girl and luckily there weren't any cars coming right at that moment and then the mom kind of yelled at us for not moving out of the way quickly but then she apologized because i'm sure she was just panicked and then i got to thinking about my instincts and how bad they actually are because i should have dropped everything and grabbed the little girl but one can't just grab someone else's kid and by the time i realized what was going on it was all over so i think if i got into this situation again i would probably react the same way but maybe if i was a parent i would have had better instincts in that situation but i'm glad the girl is alright and i suppose it's hard to be prepared for anything like that.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

worried, concerned, on edge, apprehensive, distressed

i'm in a constant state of fear. when i'm sitting in my classes, i keep worrying anxiously about the future. and not anxious as in eager but anxious as in uneasy. mix that in with senioritis and you've got a nasty blend. i do have a tendency to have irrational fears and freak-out about situations. it's hard getting through these days. it's very one-day-at-a-time lately. very look-at-the-clock and get home. this isn't how i wanted my last semester here to be. i will consider myself a failure if i don't have a job or useful internship lined up when i graduate. part of me feels like i'm shooting too high and another part of me refuses to shoot anywhere else. oy. i read somewhere that blog entries should always have pics, regardless of how irrelevant they may be. so here goes:

Monday, January 26, 2009

morning chat

Photobucketi've passed my lesbian proficiency exam and i'm to graduate in spring of '09. i'd be lying if i said i wasn't in constant fear of finding a good job. part of me feels like i need to go to california. i've never been to california. maybe i'll go there on spring break. mother wants me to go somewhere. i was originally thinking of a spanish-speaking country but maybe if i can see california in the flesh, i will be less scared of it.

tried teaching mother how to use a digital camera this weekend. i kinda got frustrated. "you have to HOLD the shutter button, not just press it."

this weekend was non-existant. it started and then suddenly it was the most disgusting time of the week: 9:03 Sunday night. i used to at least semi-look forward to sunday night, what with simpsons, arrested development, malcolm in middle (no, that's not a typo) and to a lesser extent, the x-files. i don't even know what they've got running on the fox now-a-days.

i really, really, really want to see radiohead live. do they ever come here? it don't seem like it.

i'm sorry i've not more to say. it's early, okay??

Thursday, January 22, 2009

We don't have anyone here by that name

This Yolanda, my landlord and missing persons, is really making me angry. She's holding my phone hostage!! Let me explain. FedEx mailed me a replacement cell phone and she signed for it and has it but i can't find her anywhere. Her voicemail box is full and I stopped by her office 234902384 times yesterday. She's nowhere to be found. For all I know she's vacationing in the Bahamas with a white family.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Photobucketi figured it out. i love watching roseanne because it's escapist and most definitely nostalgic. no surprise i enjoy such things.


Photobucketok, so i've started my last semester at the university of minnesota yesterday. i've had two out of my four classes so far. the career planning one got me all psyched up and made me think maybe i can do something i enjoy with my life. i started my video production class with mixed feelings. the prof is very, "yeah, i'm open to whatever." and if my experience at musictech has taught me anything (and it hasn't), is that sort of loose structure yields low quality work. i will probably have to challenge myself. i want to make some quality work so i could possibly put it on an electronic portfolio.

i usually find a way to relax after classes. last semester it was jeopardy. this semester it's my roseanne dvds. it gets me through the day.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009



Saturday, January 17, 2009


please do not dismiss "miss independent" by ne-yo. there's something quite beautiful about it.

Friday, January 16, 2009

all the single ladies

30 Rock was pretty hilarious last night. and speaking of tv, since that's all i talk about, i have been successful so far in not watching american idol. sure, it's only been on twice now but this is the year i will NOT watch it. it's an empty show. it takes up a lot of time and gets me all worked up, "why did they cut ______? she was so great!" two weeks after the show is over, i barely remember who won.

and since we're on the subject of caffeine i must say that coffee in a little cup on top of a plate with a little spoon served with a small glass cup of cream is infinitely better than coffee in those hot cups.

as you've all guessed by now, yes i bought roseanne season 6. i was watching it last night. i have plans to binge watch this season soon.

and, without further ado, i give you the reason i am writing this entry: no one good is on g chat. no offense, the people currently on g chat.

i'm very tired right now and i may have to go to the java city downstairs to get some coffee. and btw, their coffee is NTWHA.

Monday, January 12, 2009

vintage jagotti: i was born on a pirate's ship

[Originally posted May 16th, 2005]

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"there's always that one person that will always have your heart."

Friday, January 9, 2009

on the money

"i think of myspace as for teenagers, young twentysomethings, aging deli employees and recovering alcoholics looking to socialize."
-ejb via chat

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

vintage jagotti: the pilot

[Originally posted on February 2nd, 2005]

hello kitty,
i am writing you for the first time tonight. i hope you will be my source of inspiration and truth. you're my sweet charade. i've been hiding up here in this attic for way too long. my heart aches of past times when i only knew the breath of my sweet kitty and the winds of west germany. i must get my thoughts out into the open for all to see. what i say is solid gold. let me take a moment to introduce myself. my name is jeff and i hope tomorrow is a beautiful day and i want you all to know that i love you and please watch out for yourselves and others. it is now the moment i bid farewell. slow motion for me ; )


Sunday, January 4, 2009

an outrageous paradigm!

because i'm a narcissist, i've decided to publically repost old or "vintage" entries from days of yore and syngergize them with never-before-seen footage and censorship. if you don't like being resold the same things in remastered high def with all new bonus features previously unavailable until now, then get out my house. no one asked you to come here.

the one with the juice

i crave juice like mad sometimes. right now (3:30 AM), there's no juice in this apt and i just don't know quite what to do. i should keep it stocked up. cranberry juice at least. and i don't like when cranberry juice is mixed with other kinds of fruits. i just want straight up cranberry. i could also go for some orange or apple juice. rainbow is open 24 hrz a day but i'm not going out there in the cold at this hour. i'm very tempted though.

no, no. that's too crazy. i could go to bed but i just drank a bunch of coffee at an anoka perkins. i'm not saying anoka is garbage but... i don't know how to finish that sentence.

i am bouncing off the walls. i need to calm down. so this evening ash and i went to see yes man, which was just as shitty as the previews made it look. but it killed some time. yes man was no liar liar and liar liar is no citizen kane. if i had to give yes man a grade, and i don't, i would give it a C.

oh, and i'm most definitely unfollowing diablo cody on twitter. her act is not cute anymore.

Friday, January 2, 2009


this is my first non-livejournal blog and my first public one. so you will NOT see the following in this one:

1) racist tirades
2) nonsensical postings
3) entries consisting of nothing more than a picture of an irrelevant person from high school
4) an obscene amount of postings related to miley cyrus, the jonas brothers and all your other favourite disney stars

this blog is more or less just a way for me to keep up with the go-go 90s. and although i am fat, i still feel like my opinions have value.